Uhhtina

I live an hour and a half from San Francisco, I’m young, I work for my money and have disposable income. There’s no reason for me not to be at the beach every chance I get.


Chipmunk Cheeks 💕💗 Wisdom Teeth out before tour. I can’t eat. 😫 I’m gonna put some meatballs in a blender.

Chipmunk Cheeks 💕💗 Wisdom Teeth out before tour. I can’t eat. 😫 I’m gonna put some meatballs in a blender.

retrogasm:

So true…

retrogasm:

So true…

reus-krispies:

Cashier at McDonald’s: Hey, what would you like to order?

Fat person: I’ll have 4 XXL double cheeseburger meals with 10 large sides of fries, 7 extra sides of large fries with extra mayo, 4 deserts of chocolate cake with extra whipped-cream, 8 packets of donuts with extra icing, apple pie, 2 XL…

Yes…this is EXACTLY my order at McDonald’s. Three times a day seven days a week. You’ve caught me you self righteous piece of shit.